I Heal the Stupid - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee for Healthcare Heroes
For the healers, clerics, and caretakers with infinite patience and a sharp sense of humor—this one's for you. It features a charming fantasy-inspired character holding a lantern surrounded by flowers and a banner that reads: "I heal the stupid. It's a calling." This unisex long-sleeved tee is both cozy and clever.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, nurses, teachers, or anyone who’s ever had to fix other people’s bad decisions—again and again.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
For the healers, clerics, and caretakers with infinite patience and a sharp sense of humor—this one's for you. It features a charming fantasy-inspired character holding a lantern surrounded by flowers and a banner that reads: "I heal the stupid. It's a calling." This unisex long-sleeved tee is both cozy and clever.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, nurses, teachers, or anyone who’s ever had to fix other people’s bad decisions—again and again.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
For the healers, clerics, and caretakers with infinite patience and a sharp sense of humor—this one's for you. It features a charming fantasy-inspired character holding a lantern surrounded by flowers and a banner that reads: "I heal the stupid. It's a calling." This unisex long-sleeved tee is both cozy and clever.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, nurses, teachers, or anyone who’s ever had to fix other people’s bad decisions—again and again.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |